Thursday, November 23, 2006

IC Engines

Today's IC Engines paper was somewhat like this:

A ball held one meter above the ground in an open field. There is no obstruction between the ball and the ground. It is released.

Given that Planck's constant is 6.626 0693(11) × 10-34 J·s. , the conductance quantum is 7.748 091 733(26) × 10-5 S, the Fermi coupling constant is 1.166 39(1) × 10-5 GeV-2, that the Nyquist-Shannon sampling theorem states that "The condition for exact reconstructability from samples at a uniform sampling rate f_s\, (in samples per unit time) is:_s > 2 B\, ", and that the fundamental paradigms of Object Oriented Programming involve Classes,Methods, Inheritance, Encapsulation, Abstraction and Polymorphism,

Determine if the ball will fall to the ground.

Only there, there was no nice line break.

No more IC Engines. Transcendental Peace descends.

4 comments:

CB said...

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KV man, you just made me laugh my fuck outs da!!

Mahesh Mahadevan said...

Thank goodness you're not watching me laughing my head and ass and all spare parts off. The only engines that we will deal with now are search engines, I suppose.

Photon is taking Mappa's course next sem. :D

And big bows at exoduSSS!

And now I realize typing the text that you described the one-and-only in, would have been a good idea.

Pump and Dump fundaes from Varun!? Whoa... I can't imagine how it will be when Varun goes to the first class for this next sem and finds that due to huge, class size, The-Mann(let's be indirect!) is taking class for him!

Anonymous said...

HOLY MAMA!!!!

That is just the perfect description..
too much da.. :0 :-)

CB's series of ROTFLs is insufficient.

Anonymous said...

ROTFL maga.

JUST AMAZING MAN!